Managed to walk about ten kilometers over the past couple of days, firstly with Jay around the centre of Vienna - full of huge beautiful old buildings and boring rude people (according to Les), and secondly in Budapest with Mick and second driver Andrew on an epic trek to purchase one roll of much-needed insulation tape which almost resulted in our being attacked by a pair of frisky yapping dogs, a situation ably diffused by Dr. Mick Dolittle who gave them the names Goulash and Schnitzel and sent them on their way with tails wagging. In other news, Danny dyed his hair a vivid shade of reddish-purple while in Austria, prompting a complete stranger on a tram to inform him that though he seemed a nice enough person he looked like a complete tosser. It's so refreshingly different to London where conversation between strangers on public transport is strictly verboten.

Breaking news: a second periodical containing photographs of semi-naked men has been found secreted in Mick's drum cases while setting up in Budapest today. Many suspect a prankster is at work. More information will follow...